Turban types.....interesting ....

Turbans...

Would be interesting to see one of them go through airport security !!!!!

LOL

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE - ENJOY THE FUN
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Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?, bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. "I Luv u too" GAME OVER.!
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.
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Wht is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple.. In Young Age - Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age - Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit? - It works on the principle that - “People are more interested in others life than their own.”
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A Quest’n Asked In A Talent Test:- If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer - Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff. Between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly? think.....think......think........
U’ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess
"FOOLAN DEVI.
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD".....
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
100% Attendence... :-
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO. At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go, piche piche Man (goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI & SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash, SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"
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FOR MODERN PARENTS

Picked up on the net:

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones

who will choose your OLD AGE HOME.

Best Group Photo !!!

Ingenuity of thieves

Bank ATM's Converted to Steal IDs of Bank Customers

A team of organized criminals are installing equipment on legitimate bank ATM's in at least 2 regions to steal both the ATM card number and the PIN. The team sits nearby in a car receiving the information transmitted wirelessly over weekends and evenings from equipment they install on the front of the ATM (see photos). If you see an attachment like this, do not use the ATM and report it immediately to the bank using the phone on the front of the ATM.

The equipment used to capture your ATM card number and PIN are cleverly disguised to look like normal ATM equipment. A "skimmer" is mounted to the front of the normal ATM card slot that reads the ATM card number and transmits it to the criminals sitting in a nearby car.

At the same time, a wireless camera is disguised to look like a leaflet holder and is mounted in a position to view ATM PIN entries.

The thieves copy the cards and use the PIN numbers to withdraw thousands from many accounts in a very short time directly from the bank ATM.

Equipment being installed on front of existing bank card slot.




The equipment as it appears installed over the normal ATM bank slot.




The PIN reading camera being installed on the ATM is housed in an innocent looking leaflet enclosure.



The camera shown installed and ready to capture PIN's by looking down on the keypad as you enter your PIN

DOG LOGIC

Dog
Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.


-Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting enough exercise

-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
that's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

FOR SPECIAL PERSONS

Roses are really special but we have something that's even more special. A very rare and beautiful blue roses!!!