If I Didn't Have A Dog/Cat

Ain't it de trooth...

If I Didn't Have A Dog...Or Cat...... I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and Laminated. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would Be hair-free. When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn't sound Like a kennel. When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without Wading through all the fuzzy bodies who beat me there. I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted, Without having to take into consideration how much Space several fur bodies need to get comfortable. I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on A real vacation. I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college. The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: "out," "sit," "down", "come," "no," "stay," And "leave it ALONE. My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates and makeshift barriers. I would not talk 'baby talk'. 'Eat your din din'. 'Yummy Yummy for the tummy'.. My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere. My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats And an extra leash. I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E, S-U-P-P-E-R, And C-O-O-K-I-E. I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as Outside. I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much. I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead Of dreading 'mud' season. I would not have to answer the question: 'Why do you Have so many animals?' from people who will never know the joy of being loved unconditionally ….. How EMPTY my life would be!!!