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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A hard lesson...

A GOOD LESSON ON AUSTRALIAN FEMALE COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, an American, a Kiwi and a Australian,
were walking past

and felt sorry for the poor man.


The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Australian
woman said, 'Have you ever been f*cked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'Well, You will be when the tide comes in.'

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