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Monday, October 25, 2010

Hymn #365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced,
With a smile, nearly laughing,
'For our closing song, let us sing
Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'


Smile, life is too short not to!

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