Job Hunt!

Job Hunt

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

was too exhausting.

5. Next, I tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbuck, but had to quit because

it was the same old grind.
SO, I TRIED Retirement...