One Liners-Bakwas


1) You can study and get any certificates. But you cannot get your death certificate

2) YOU may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when you

sneeze you will say HUTCH

3 ) YOU can become an engineer if you study in

a engineering college. YOU cannot become a president if

you studies in Presidency College

4) YOU can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... you

Can not expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a

Software engineer can not become a software

6) YOU can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world

in world cup

7) YOU can find keys in Keyboard but you cannot find mother in motherboard.