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Monday, October 25, 2010

Sardar is back Enjoy!!!

*Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?*
Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123to know current bill status*
Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.*



* *Friend:* I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!*
Sardar:* Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!*



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Teacher:* Which is the oldest animal in world?*
Sardar:* ZEBRA*
Teacher:* How?*
Sardar:* Bcoz it is Black & White *



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Judge:* Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..*
Sardar to judge:* U R coming daily, don't U have shame?*


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Question:* "Should Women have Children after 35?"*
Smart Sardar Replied:* "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"


Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.*
Manager:* Do U know MS Office?*
Sardar:* If U give me the address I will go there sir.


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(Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"*
Sardarji replied:*
"I Mr YOU" !!.



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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"




Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.


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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "*
Air hostess said:* "B silent."*
Sardar:* "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"



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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!*




Sir:* What is difference between Orange and Apple?*
Sardar:* Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE


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