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Monday, October 25, 2010

TIME PASS

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar
pujari dikha.

Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?

Pujaari ne peecha chhudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"

Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"

Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"

Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"

Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"

Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"


Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"

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