Late one night, a man and wife were sitting in the living room, talking about life, death, health and sickness and other such deep philosophical things.
He said to her, "Darling, I never want to live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you ever see me in that state, promise me that you will disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive. I'd much rather die." His wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration on her face... and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the dish antenna, the DVD player, the computer, the internet, the cellphone, the iPod, and the XBox. She then went to the bar and threw away all his whiskey, rum, gin, vodka and the beer in the fridge. The man almost died on the spot!