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Monday, October 25, 2010

WHAT'S UP

Crazy vs. Stupid: Nice distinction between the two states of mind!.....( Note: The meaning of "Nice" in precise English is "Exact")A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH ( Institute ofMental Health ).He discovered a flat Tyre when he was about to gohome. He jacked up the truck and took the flat Tyre down.When he was about to fix the Tyre, he accidentally dropped all thebolts into the drain.. As he could not fish the bolts out, he startedto panic.A mental patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.Helpless, the driver told the patient the whole incident.The patient laughed at him and said, "You can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver... Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 Tyres and fix it to this Tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. Easy as that"The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart ...so why are you here in the Mental Institute?"The Patient replied: "Hellooo, I’m here because I'm crazy, not STUPID!

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