Life Of Mumbai

This is the true life in Mumbai for some of us.

Once a man took a leave & went to his home town for a vacation.

There he went to a Veterinary doctor & said:

"Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period."

Doctor: "I think you should go to the doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board."

Man: "No doctor, I have come to you only."

Doctor: "But, gentleman I am a Veterinary. I am an animal specialist & do not treat human beings."

Man: "I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only."

Doctor: "I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal."

Man: "I know I am a human, but listen to my complaints first:"

Doctor: "OK. Tell me."


"I sleep like a dog thinking about my workload whole night;

I get up in the morning like a horse;

I go to work running like a deer;

I work all the day like a donkey;

I run around for 11 & half months like a bull without any holiday;

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses;

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time; & then naturally.............

I am like a rabbit before my wife."

Doctor: "Are you FROM Mumbai?"

Man: "Yes"

Doctor: "Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning itself that you are from Mumbai.

Come man, no one can treat you better than me."