IF THIS DOESNT GET YOU IN STITCHES , THEN NOTHING EVER WILL.......
At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev. Roberto announced that hewas planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave,because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims "If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide himwith a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, totransport their children!"
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
David, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says,"If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for hischildren!"
More sighs and loud applause....
Martha age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If Rev Roberto stays, I will give him sex!!"
There is total silence.
Rev Roberto blushing, asks her: "Martha, you're a wonderful and holylady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"
Martha's 70-year old husband, Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side toside, while his wife replied,
Well, I just asked my husband how wecould help, and he said: "Fuck him!" ...... .... .. . Women sometime do not understand men talk!!!! Have a great weekend.