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Monday, December 19, 2011

The Blame Game

This is how the world works lately...

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If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,

He
blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family
blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes

Into a tree while driving home drunk,

He blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are

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Brats without manners,
You
blame television.

If your friend is shot by a

Deranged madman,
You
blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks

Into the
cockpit and
Tries to kill
the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,

The mother of
the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to

Understand
the world
As it
is anymore.

So, if I die while my
OLD WRINKLED BUTT is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

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