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Sunday, February 26, 2012

English is a PUNNY (Pun intended) language

Fun Reading..
Funny Notices in English collected by an English tourist:
In an Ahmedabad Hotel:image.png
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

In a Baroda hotel elevator: image.png
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Surat hotel lobby:image.png
Please leave your values at the front desk.

In a hotel in Jamnagar:image.png
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily..

In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College: image.png
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad: image.png
Drop your trousers here for best results.

In a Bhavnagar hotel: image.png
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

In an Anand laundry:image.png
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time..

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In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:image.png

Would you like to ride on your own as
s?

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad: image.png
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:image.png
Specialist in women and other diseases.

In a Bharuch hotel:image.png
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.........!!!!!!!!

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